My nude boating adventure from several years ago

This is my nude boating story from several years ago.
I used to have a boat and there was a strict dress code. Inland, men- speedos. Women Thongs or bikini bottoms, topless where legal. Offshore- nude, everyone. One evening 3 guys and I, all nudists and exhibitionists decided to go for an all-nude boat ride. The place I kept my boat was a parking lot with a boat launch on the Dania Cut off canal in Ft. Lauderdale. We arrived at the lot and launched the boat and we all agreed that we would not have a stitch of clothing onboard. We drew straws and the loser (winner?) took all our clothes and locked them in the car. We then proceeded down the canal heading to Port Everglades and then the Ocean. While cruising down the canal, one of the guys, a young, very fit Puerto Rican who was the most exhibitionist of all of us, started dancing on the bow of the boat. I was like, Damn, someone is going to call the cops! Although all we heard from the houses we passed was some cheers and whistles. I was able to convince him not to do that when we got to Port everglades though. We then headed out on the ocean and spent a few hours cruising down the coast, mostly at full throttle until it started to get dark. As I pulled into Port Everglades, another boat started following me, then a second boat. Shortly after all the flashing lights came on and I am like Oh shit, someone did call the cops on us. As I put the boat in neutral the 2 boats pulled up on each side of my boat. One of the boats was a Coast Guard boat and the other had no markings. The man from the Coast Guard said Permission to Board I replied yes and 2 guys from the Coast Guard boat and a woman from the unmarked boat with a DEA shirt on boarded my boat. The woman said You guys want to put on some clothes I said we dont have any on board she asked why and I just said long story. The Coast Guard guy asked if I knew why I was being pulled over and I replied did someone complain about us being nude. He said he did not care about that. He asked if he could search the boat, which I agreed to. After a brief search, fortunately they did not tear up the boat as I feared, they said OK, you can go. The DEA lady, who was obviously enjoying the fact that we were all nude asked me. You got to tell me, why are you all nude with no clothes on board? I answered that it was a mutual dare and I dont want anyone bringing drugs on board. If you found drugs on board, you would seize the boat, right? She said probably. I responded that nude people cant sneak drugs on board, but why was I being pulled over? She replied Just realize where you are and take a good look at your boat It made sense. I never had that problem on Lake Ontario I was relieved that there was no Sheriffs boat involved, otherwise we would have probably been arrested for indecent exposure.
I attached a pic of my boat to help you all to understand.

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